Laundry Monster

A candid shot of the elusive laundry monster caught by Tess.

This creature is typically very cantankerous, as it spends its time in damp, ghetto laundry rooms shared by a plethora of people who don't clean the lint trap. Although you may usually recognize the beast by the smell of lilac and linen, it may occasionally trick you by disguising the scent with a ghetto-fab Newport hanging out of its mouth.